12.3.12
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| How To Make A Beer Advent Calendar
You better not pout, you better not shout, you better not cry, I'm telling you why... BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP OFF THIS HANGOVER, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
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6.10.12
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| 4 Tricks To Make Her Orgasm
Jeez, that sounds like a lot of work. Why do women have to be so complicated?
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5.14.12
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| How To Tie A Double Windsor On Crack
That was actually way more helpful than I expected it to be.
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4.25.12
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| How To Basic
Basically, how to do every basic thing quickly and (not so) correctly. Basically.
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3.16.12
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| How To Pour The Perfect Pint Of Guiness From A Can
Everything you need to know about St. Patrick's Day in one handy-dandy video.
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3.11.12
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| The Nine Biggest Mistakes Men Make When Buying A Dog
10. Buying a dog. Go adopt one, dude.
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3.5.12
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| How To Handle A Shart
Because knowing is half the battle.
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3.1.12
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| How You Can Get Your FBI File
With the places I've gone and things I've seen on this here internet, I don't think I even want to know.
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2.23.12
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| How To Pick Your Way Out Of A Pair Of Handcuffs
As long as you happen to have a bobby pin on you at any given time.
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2.15.12
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| CPR Instructions
Looks legit.
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1.25.12
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| NMA News Offers Tips On How To Make The Perfect Super Bowl Commercial
Tits, Star Wars, tits, babies, tits, pain, tits.
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1.24.12
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| Buffalo Chicken Cupcakes? Buffalo Chicken Cupcakes.
This. Changes. Everything.
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1.20.12
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| How To Make Pot Brownies & Other Weed-Infused Food
Just in case you're looking for something to do this weekend.
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1.18.12
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| How To Field Dress A Squirrel
You'll be thankful for this knowledge after the zombie apocalypse.
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1.5.12
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| How To Finger A Girl
Sounds legit.
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12.30.11
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| 25 Dangerous Situations And How To Escape Them
Click this link if you want to live.
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12.28.11
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| How To Disappear Off The Face Of The Earth
More people should take this advice than probably ever will. I'm looking at you reality television "stars."
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12.13.11
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| How To Make A Citizens Arrest
Everything you ever wanted to know about becoming a hero on the local news, but were too afraid of looking like Gomer Pyle to ask.
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12.12.11
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| How To Make A Skittles Burger
All I'm saying is that I would buy this guy's cookbook if he were to choose to write one.
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12.5.11
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| The Gentleman's Guide To Amputation
Don't worry. It will probably work just as well if you aren't a gentleman.
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11.22.11
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| A Tribute To Food Stuffed Into Other Food
And how to make all of them because if there's one thing to be thankful for, it's overindulgence.
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11.17.11
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| William Shatner In "Eat, Fry, Love" A Turkey Fryer Cautionary Tale
It's the only way to cook a turkey. Just thaw the fucking thing first.
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11.3.11
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| The Shitty Bartender's Guide To Shitty Bartending
This is why it's easier to just drink it straight from the bottle.
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11.2.11
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| The Top Ten Car Tricks Every Man Should Know
And how to do them.
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10.28.11
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| How To Defend Yourself Against Tear Gas
Because knowing is half the battle.
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10.24.11
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| How To Build Your Very Own Model Helicopter
Looks kinda dangerous.
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10.21.11
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| How To Throw A Knife Like A Boss
Because you know the knife expert in every hero/villain ensemble is the best.
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10.19.11
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| The Top Ten Guitar Riffs Every Man Should Be Able To Play
And how to play them.
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10.11.11
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| How To Cook A Fucking Steak
Sounds simple enough.
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10.9.11
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| How To Open A Beer Bottle With A Napkin (NSFW)
See... Learning can be fun!
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9.30.11
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| The "How To Be A Man" Coloring Book
It's Friday. You ain't got nothing to do...
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9.28.11
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| Beat The Carnies: How To Win At State Fair Games
If outsmarting toothless meth-addicts into giving up their giant stuffed animals doesn't impress your lady enough to get you laid, it's time to find another lady.
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9.20.11
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| How To Perform The Stop, Drop & Roll Technique Correctly
Whoops. Did I say correctly? Silly me. I sometimes get "correctly" and "like a retard" completely mixed up.
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| A Two-Minute Intro To Rugby Presented By Sexy Women
TIL the rules of Rugby, but more importantly I learned that I can jerk off twice in two minutes to scantily-clad chicks playing Rugby.
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9.15.11
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| The Art Of Pole Dancing
Steve says this is where the "Basics Of Pole Dancing" illustration from yesterday originated. 1000 internet points goes to anyone with a hi-res PDF of it. I may just send you a box of (unopened) porn DVD's some marketer sent me, too.
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9.14.11
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| The Basics Of Pole Dancing
Please tell me there's an entire series of these out there somewhere and if not I'd like to formally request that someone go about rectifying that situation.
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8.26.11
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| A Down And Dirty Lesson In Romance. Very Dirty.
Ok, but who is taking the pictures? Just thinking about that makes it even dirtier.
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8.24.11
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| How To Make A Fire Extinguisher Grappling Hook Gun
My twelve-year old self wants to make one of these so bad, but my adult self is just way too fucking lazy.
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8.17.11
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| A Brief History Of The Ancient Science Of Sword-Making
Everything you ever wanted to know about the forging of manly weapons but were too busy grabbing your junk and yelling, "I got your sword right here, bitch" to ask.
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8.15.11
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| How To Make Henry's Anytime Forever Alone Chili For One
It's always better the next day. If you can force yourself to get out of bed yet again.
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8.7.11
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| Tom Green Teaches Us Five Ways To Be Funny
You know what they say...those that can't do, teach.
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8.5.11
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| Five Easy Ways To Show The World You Don't Give A Fuck
And I don't give a fuck if you click on this link or not.
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8.4.11
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| How To Throw A Tomahawk
Like you don't want to know how to throw a motherfucking axe or something.
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8.3.11
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| The Top Ten Men's Body Hair Mistakes
Everything you ever wanted to know about proper manscaping, but were too busy having underams so hairy it looks like you're walking around with Buckwheat in a headlock to ask.
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7.31.11
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| Your Handy-Dandy Guide To Pulling Off Having Multiple Sex Partners
As if you can even handle one, but it's OK to dream.
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