4.20.12
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| Guess What Happens When You Put A Picture Of Yourself Stealing Gas From A Cop Car On Facebook...
Go on. Guess.
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3.28.12
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| Dumbass Drunk vs. A Street Sign...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Someone had to put that uppity fucking sign in its place.
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11.16.11
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| Dumbass Skater Punk vs. Fire Pants...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Apparently he was stoned when they went over the "stop, drop and roll" method of fire safety, and that's a good thing for our entertainment value.
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11.9.11
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| Does This Look Like The Face Of The Biggest Dumbass Ever?
If you thought the biggest dumbass in the world would have to be the guy who actually convinced his girlfriend to have a threesome but then beat the shit out of her with a TV for kissing the extra girl then you'd be right.
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10.24.11
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| Dumbass With Crown Of Candles vs. Flour...WHO YA GOT!?!?
I must admit that I didn't realize flour was flammable either, but that doesn't change the fact that this is the dumbest cooking show idea you've ever seen even before he explodes.
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9.20.11
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| How To Perform The Stop, Drop & Roll Technique Correctly
Whoops. Did I say correctly? Silly me. I sometimes get "correctly" and "like a retard" completely mixed up.
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12.8.10
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| Meet Captain Awesome. This Is His Signature.
I either want to punch this guy in the throat or shake his hand. Maybe shake his hand then pull him forward so the force of my throat punch would be even greater.
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9.18.10
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| The 22 Dumbest Dudes Of 2010
So far.
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8.30.10
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| 25 Photos That Prove That Hipsters Suck
Only 25?
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8.19.10
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| William Gregory, Jr Is A Motherfucking Kung Fu Master, Bitches
That was the quart of blood technique. You learn that and a quart of blood will spill out of your opponent. Or more likely you when they kick your ass.
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7.16.10
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| There's Really Only One Good Reason This Guy Should Be On The Phone Right Now
And that's to call that bitch and tell her she needs to be grinding harder.
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5.26.10
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| The Reporter Who Hates Being Touched vs. The Touchy-Feely Guy...WHO YA GOT!?!?
There can be only one.
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11.19.09
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| Clients From Hell
If you are, or ever have been, a designer you're going to love "Clients From Hell". If you're not a designer, you will undoubtedly work with one at some point in your life. Please read and learn.
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11.10.09
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| Offensive Shirts
Once a kid in my high school wore a shirt with Martin Luther King, Jr in cross hairs that said "My Dream" that, unsurprisingly, got his ass mercilessly beat down. He even had to change schools.
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9.4.09
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| Horse Kick To The Face
Everyone knows if you mess with the bull you get the horns, but it should also be noted that if you mess with the horse's ass you get the hoofs to the face.
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8.14.09
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| Guy Shoots Himself
Do you want to see a crazy, though admittedly tough, bastard shoot himself in the arm with a 9mm this morning? Of course, you do!
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8.13.09
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| Face Fire
Tip For Being A Retarded Drunk #2,456: Get pissed off at your friend for "slapping you in the face" instead of thanking him for slapping the fucking FIRE off your face.
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8.7.09
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| Emo Kid Fail
Stupid emo, ketchup is for fries.
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7.27.09
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| Self-Inflicted Faceplant
Apparently our love for a good faceplant has fooled this confused young boy into thinking that we'll laugh with him and not at him.
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6.26.09
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| Dumb Criminal
Whew, good thing you remembered to spray paint the camera lens before continuing with your robbery.
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6.24.09
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| Stilts On A Treadmill
If you need someone to tell you that getting on a treadmill while on stilts is going to end painfully, then you should try getting on a treadmill while on a pogo stick next.
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6.12.09
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| Dude Eats Mouse
Dumbass Who Now Has The Bubonic Plague vs. Mouse...WHO YA GOT!?!?
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5.28.09
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| Dumbass vs. House
Dumbass vs. Tree vs. House...WHO YA GOT!?!?
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4.20.09
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| 10 Pictures That Give Goths A Bad Name
A collection of photographs that somehow manage to make goths look even more ridiculous than they already do.
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3.9.09
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| KFC Employees Are Dumb
Memo to KFC Employees: If a Caller Tells You to Spray Yourselves with the Fire Extinguisher, Disrobe and Pee on Each Other, It's Probably a Hoax
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3.3.09
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| Nunchuck Fail
I like the part where he hits himself in the nuts. And when he falls. And when his friend then kicks him in the nuts again for good measure.
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3.2.09
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| Dumbass Dad
I know we're only two months in, but we've probably already found our Dad/Dumbass of the Year.
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2.16.09
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| Jumbotron Idiot
If you want to discover how big an idiot someone is, just put them on the jumbotron and let nature take its course.
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2.10.09
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| Paintball Gun Fail
William Tell Wannabee vs. Paintball Gun...WHO YA GOT!?!?
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12.9.08
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| Yahoo Answers Finest
Take a journey through the finest in dumbassery that Yahoo Answers has to offer.
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12.4.08
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| Vagina Question
Yahoo Answers just ruined one guy's brilliant plan to get laid. Twat a bunch of cockblockers.
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11.19.08
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| Nigerian Scam
Hey lady, I've got some beachfront property in Miami I'll sell you dirt cheap.
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10.2.08
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| Things Palin Can Name
She can't name any newspapers. Nor can she name any supreme court decisions. It's good that "Things Sarah Palin Can Name.com" is here to clear up any other misconceptions about what she does and doesn't know.
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9.18.08
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| Facial Aerobics
Midnight Madness: Facial Aerobics
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8.10.08
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| The Stupidest Haircuts on the Internet
The Stupidest Haircuts on the Internet is a rather appropriately-titled article.
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7.17.08
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| Kid Rides Top of School Bus
In case you ever wondered what Teen Wolf looked like in first person.
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7.4.08
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| Car vs. Arm
This is just punishment for actually wearing those pants in public.
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7.2.08
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| Pathetic Backflip Attempt
It's a good thing this guy's friend was there to "help" him with his backflip attempt. Otherwise he might have gotten hurt.
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7.1.08
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| Bionic Hands
So let's get this straight...a guy blows off his hands with fireworks and he gets awesome bionic arms for being a dumbass? Where's the justice in this world. WHERE?
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6.30.08
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| Playground Fun
It's not often we get to see the aftermath of these "stunts gone wrong". It's good to see everything turns out as it should.
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5.8.08
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| Charles Barkley is Gullible
Charles Barkley: The real-life Anchorman
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5.6.08
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| Burnout Gone Wrong
There are only two types of good motorcycle burnouts. Either (A) the tire pops and everyone cheers, or (B) you lose control, ram someone's car and everyone laughs. I prefer the latter.
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4.30.08
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| Pissing On An Electric Fence
This really should go without saying, but never piss on an electric fence.
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3.9.08
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| Roof Jump
Jumping from the roof to the swimming pool generally works better when you have a pool.
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5.16.07
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| AZ Central
When athletic massages from high school coaches go wrong: "She became alarmed when he ejaculated on her. He told her it was massage oil."
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