4.10.13
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| The Woman REALLY Hates 'Thrift Shop'
How much? Enough to CHOKE her boyfriend to get him to stop singing it.
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9.4.12
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| 15 Criminals Who Got Caught By Bragging About Their Crimes
So... a very public social media account is not a great place to conceal evidence? Got it.
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7.28.12
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| The Top Six Real-Life Versions Of Batman Villains
They should put that on their resumes.
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6.11.12
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| 4 Girls 1 Cop
This looks the beginning of a wonderful porno.
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5.10.12
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| Samurai Sword-Wielding Pedophile vs. His Computer... WHO YA GOT!?!?
I guess it should come as no surprise that a child pornographer wouldn't exhibit the best judgement when the police come a-knocking.
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5.8.12
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| An In-Depth Analysis Of The Conspiracy Theories Surrounding The Death Of Marilyn Monroe
DUNH! DUNH! DUNNNNHHHH!
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5.1.12
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| 20 Mugshots Of Beauty Queens
Mmmm, who doesn't love a good girl gone bad?
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4.30.12
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| "The Only People In Jail Are People That Have Never Been Roller Skating"
I could punch myself in the dick for seeing this video on a dozen sites last week and not watching it until now.
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4.26.12
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| The Best Police Scanner On Twitter You Aren't Following
If you lived in Sheboygan you'd probably be up to some wacky shenanigans, too. What else is there to do there?
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4.25.12
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| Vigilante Chicks Fights For Justice In Her Underwear
I'm sold. All chicks should fight purse snatchers in their underwear.
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4.18.12
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| The 20 Funniest Moments In Prostitution History
It's all fun and games until you discover a dick.
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3.17.12
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| The Very Best Of the Horny 2012 Meme
How do you celebrate creating the most viral video in internet history? I guess you drop acid and go jerk off in a parking lot. At least that's what the creator of Kony 2012 did.
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3.1.12
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| How You Can Get Your FBI File
With the places I've gone and things I've seen on this here internet, I don't think I even want to know.
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2.25.12
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| Does This Look Like The Face Of A Driver Who Would Bail Out Of His Car During A High Speed Chase
"I've made a huge mistake." -That guy
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2.23.12
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| The Twenty Craziest Cheeseburger Related Crimes Of All Time
Plain old hamburger-related crimes? Pssh, those are for Quakers.
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2.17.12
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| The 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions In The News
Dang. I usually just go to sleep disappointed and confused. Oh, wait. The disappointed and confused part is her. I just go to sleep.
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2.14.12
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| Why, Yes, That Is 15 Tons Of Pure Meth You See There
Yo, in case you ever wanted to know what that looked like. Bitch.
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2.13.12
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| The Seven Most Brutal Valentine's Day Murders
And you thought you hated this faux-holiday.
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1.30.12
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| The Ten Most Brutal Police Forces On Earth
Fuck the police! NO WAIT, NEVERMIND! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!
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1.27.12
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| Ten Reasons To Fear The Mexico's Drug Wars
Everything you ever wanted to know about the infamous Mexican drug cartels, but were too busy getting high off their supply to ask.
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1.18.12
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| Does This look Like The Face Of A Man Who Would Waltz Into A Woman's Apt, Whip Out His Dick And Ask If She Wants Some?
Scoff if you must, but you have to give the guy some credit. You just never really know until you try.
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1.17.12
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| Pervert Busted Doing The Ol' Upskirt Mirror Trick
Take a picture, it will last longer. Seriously, dude. It's twenty-fucking-twelve. Use your camera phone and snap a picture.
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1.16.12
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| The Wrap Sheet
A collection of mugshots featuring perps with their heads all bandaged up is just funny, man, I don't care who you are.
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1.13.12
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| Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Arrested For Disorderly Conduct?
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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1.11.12
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| Remember Good Ol' Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop?
Here's a montage of news reporters trying to pronounce his name.
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1.5.12
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| Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Would Use A $30 Million Painting For Toilet Paper?
To be fair, it was some kind of abstract expressionism something or other painting. Had she not gotten caught, no one probably would have noticed.
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1.4.12
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| A Thorough Rundown Of The Most Classic Acts Of Vandalism Ever Committed
Kids these days. And adults.
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| Man Misses Mouse & Shoots Roommate, Revealing Child Rapist
I knew things would only get weirder in 2012.
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12.28.11
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| She Either Has Thighs Of Steel Or The Largest Vagina Ever
Seriously. She deserves the beer.
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12.19.11
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| Fifteen Athletes On Santa's Naughty List In 2011
Yeah, and also the law's.
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12.6.11
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| The Fifteen Dumbest Ways To Get Caught Smuggling Drugs
If you think about it there's no real dignified way to conceal a crackpipe on your body. There just aren't that many options.
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12.1.11
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| The 13 Most Insane Mexican Food Related Crimes Of All Time
You don't fuck with a man and his tacos.
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11.17.11
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| Stupid, Stupid Theif vs. Security Camera...WHO YA GOT!?!?
You gots to be a stupid motherfucker to try to steal a working security camera.
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11.9.11
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| Does This Look Like The Face Of The Biggest Dumbass Ever?
If you thought the biggest dumbass in the world would have to be the guy who actually convinced his girlfriend to have a threesome but then beat the shit out of her with a TV for kissing the extra girl then you'd be right.
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11.3.11
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| Drug Smuggler's Plane vs. Police Car...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Brazilian police just don't give a fuck.
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10.27.11
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| Thieving Batman vs. Real-Life Vigilante...WHO YA GOT!?!?
That's why Batman doesn't use guns, retard.
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| Five Bizarre Killing Sprees That Never Got Solved
If everything goes according to plan there may just be six pretty soon. JUST KIDDING FBI!
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| Georgia Man Firebombs Taco Bell Because There Wasn’t Enough Meat In His Double XL Chalupa
Completely justified.
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| The Celebrity DUI Breathalyzer
Pssh. Amateurs.
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10.17.11
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| A Photographic Tribute To Al Capone
Al Capone is the single most notorious crime boss in American history. 70 years ago today he was sent to prison for tax evasion. He also had syphilis, so there's that.
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10.12.11
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| Does This Look Like The Face Of A 23-Year Old Phantom Shitter Who Would Terrorize A Middle School?
I guess shitting on the floor isn't as humorous to your co-workers as it is to teenagers. You gotta go where your audience is, man.
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10.4.11
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| The Most Compelling Crime Scene Photos Ever Taken
Photography is not a crime, but crimes are a crime. Crime.
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| Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Wanted To Kill A Bear & Wear Its Pelt To Murder His Ex?
It's a ridiculous plan, but part of me can't help but admire how metal it is. It's so ridiculous it might have just worked.
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9.30.11
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| Guy Tracks Down, Chokes Kid After Being Made Fun Of In Black Ops
Look me up when you get out, buddy. I want to buy you a beer.
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| The Best Face Tattoo Mug Shots Of 2011 (So Far)
Not everyone with a face tattoo is a criminal, but every criminal with a face tattoo is a criminal with a great mugshot. Or something.
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