9.24.12
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| Late Night Nakedness: Leia Christiana
This brand new gallery from the Playboy Cyber Girl just hit the web.
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6.8.12
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| Born-Again, Married, Adulterous Actor vs. Unimpressed Model...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Fucking Brian.
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4.5.12
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| Ten Hollywood Actors You Didn't Know Were Born-Again Christians
You can complain all you want, but it's better than turning to Scientology.
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4.3.12
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| The Ten Most Unlikely Saints In The Christian Canon
I've been told that God likes to use the most screwed up and unlikely people for great things which makes me thing that perhaps I'm doing the Lord's work right this minute.
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2.3.12
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| Tea Party Jesus, The Website
The words of Christians from the mouth of Christ.
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12.13.11
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| Christian Nightmares, The Website
Your one stop shop for all that is hellishly holy.
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12.1.11
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| 51 Christian-Friendly Phrases For Butt Sex
And if anyone would know it would be a Jesus follower since all the religious girls have butt sex so that they can technically save themselves for marriage. Because a dick in your ass isn't actually sex, you know.
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11.8.11
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| Batman Chooses His Voice
Sure, Christian Bale's Batman voice kind of sucks, but it could have been much, much worse.
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11.4.11
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| Five Amazingly Funny Christian TV Show Pranks
Aw, come on. Picking on Jesus freaks isn't even a challenge. It's obvious they'll believe absolutely anything anyone tells them.
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11.3.11
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| Library Of A Madman: Holy Sex
Everything you ever wanted to know about righteous and Godly Christian lovemaking, but were too busy actually enjoying sex to ask.
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10.7.11
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| The Complete Guide To The Evangelical Christian Movement To Change "Halloween" to "JesusWeen"
hee, hee, hee... Jesus Ween
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9.15.11
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| If Christian Extremists Made Videogames
Quite honestly, these games don't look very fun. They don't look very fun at all.
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5.30.11
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| Some Claim This To Be The Greatest 4chan Thread Ever
But it could really be The Batman. We may never know.
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5.27.11
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| The Thirteen Creepiest Christian Education Videos For Kids
You. WILL. Love. Jesus. You. WILL. Love. Jesus. You. WILL. Love. Jesus.
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2.28.11
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| The Sheen/Bale/Gibson Mega Rant-Meltdown
It's tough being a rich, privileged and entitled superstar, you know.
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10.10.10
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| Fucking Christianity, How Does It Work?
So, um, The Insane Clown Posse have "come out," if you will, as evangelical Christians by declaring that for the last 20 years their schtick has been a cleverly designed ploy to bring unsuspecting Juggalos into the arms of God.
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8.19.10
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| Is My Husband/Boyfriend/Significant Other Or Even YOU Gay?
Everything you ever wanted to know about being secretly gay but were too busy pretending not to be gay to ask. (Yes, this is a fake Onion-style "Christian" website, so save the emails about my stupidity. On this subject at least. Kthx.)
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7.15.10
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| A Field Guide To Good Christian Domestic Discipline
Everything you ever wanted to know about spanking your significant other in a Godly manner, but were too busy smacking that ass like a devil worshiping heathen to ask.
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7.13.10
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| Angry Mel Gibson vs. Angry Christian Bale...WHO YA GOT!?!?
They should get angry Bill O'Reilly on a three-way call.
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5.7.10
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| The Christian’s Guide To Stripping
What would Jesus do? He'd make it rain, bitches.
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3.22.10
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| "Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight."
David Thorne, he of "Spider Drawing", "Party In Apartment 3" and other grand feats of email trolling fame, responds to the Christian Volunteer of his child's school regarding their upcoming Easter play.
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3.8.10
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| "Germaphobe," by Fully Sick Rapper
Christian Van Vuuren is back, now 71 days in quarantine, with a new fear of germs. As if getting tuberculosis wasn't enough to make him scared of germs.
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2.27.10
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| "Life In Quarantine," by Fully Sick Rapper
Christian Van Vuuren was diagnosed with TB and has spent the last 55 days quarantined to a single hospital room. Instead of feeling sorry for himself, he made this amazing rap video.
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2.23.10
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| The Christian Rock Band That Saves Souls
Christian Rock Band Final Placement are doing the Lord's work by bringing people to Jesus. Their music will cause you to pray for God to end your misery as soon as possible. I feel like a new person.
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2.5.10
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| The Metal Santuary
I hear that if you play the music from The Church of Norwegian Christian Death Metal backwards you'll have the uncontrollable urge to kill yourself. That will happen if you play it forward, too.
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11.9.09
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| Christian Serratos
Christian Serratos is in Twilight, but more importantly she is nineteen years young and posing half-naked for PETA already. I predict a bright future for this young lady.
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8.25.09
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| 4Chan Attacks Facebook
If you hadn't heard, all those hilarious Facebook screw-ups we reveled in this past weekend were the work of a 4chan attack on religious Christians' profiles. Here are the greatest hits from their raid.
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6.25.09
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| Christian Music Album Covers
You'll go to hell if you laugh at this gallery of ridiculous Christian music album covers. See you there.
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5.21.09
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| Christian Bale Doodles
Christian Bale's Doodles on the Set of Terminator: Salvation
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3.3.09
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| Terminator: Salvation
Holy SHIT, is Terminator: Salvation actually going to be awesome?
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2.15.09
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| Peter Griffin vs. Christian Bale
Ok, ok...Just one more. Peter Griffin has an on-set run in with Christian Bale.
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2.8.09
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| Christian Bale vs. David After Dentist
Ok, I know I said no more Christian Bale, but here it is anyway...Christian Bale vs. David After Dentist...WHO YA GOT!?!?
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2.5.09
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| Colbert Does Christian Bale
Stephen Colbert throws a "Christian Bale" on Steve Martin, plus a few other mixes and mashups of what has to be the quickest burnout of a meme thus far. And as the Film Drunkard says, "Let us never speak of this again."
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2.4.09
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| Christian vs. Bill OReilly
Christian Bale vs. Bill O'Reilly...WHO YA GOT!?!?
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| Ex-Masturbator Shirt
I seriously want this goofy Christian group's "Ex-Masturbator" shirt. Not because it's true, but because it so totally isn't. I would be a walking billboard for irony.
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2.3.09
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| Christian Bale Soundboard
Hot damn, and now we even have the Christian Bale Hissy Fit soundboard. Nothing good can come from this.
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| The Christian Bale Remix
It took less than 24 hours for the Christian Bale Hissy fit remixes to hit. That'll do internet. That'll do.
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2.2.09
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| Christian Bale
Christian Bale may have some slight anger management issues.
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10.24.08
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| Christian Nymphos
The Christian Nymphos website confirms something many of us have known all along...If she's a lady in the street, she's a freak in the bed. Church may not be so bad after all.
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9.10.08
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| Jesus Is A Friend
Midnight Madness: Jesus was their friend until he heard this song.
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9.2.08
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| Kermit Bale
Um, it's Kermit Bale or maybe it's Christian the Frog depending on which way you swing.
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7.16.08
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| Leaked Dark Knight Footage
Like the Film Drunkard, I will not watch this leaked footage of the Joker/Batman throwdown so don't blame me if it sucks, is poor quality, fake, etc. Blame God because he's more than likely out to get you.
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6.2.08
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| Repent!
Well, I think we're all screwed. I got 14 out of 22, unless they mean "loving" lesbians and not "being" a lesbian, then I got 15.
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5.30.08
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| Crazy Duet
Midnight Madness: Crazy Mulleted Christian Guy Sings Insane Duet With Himself In Scary Baby Voice
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5.1.08
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| True Romance
"True Romance: 15 Years Later" is a fantastic look back at one of the greatest cult classics ever
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