Bacon Lollipops
Caffeinated. Bacon. Lollipops. If you were here right now you'd see my O-face.
12.10.09
Sexy Pez Girls
Sex sells anything and everything so it should come as no surprise that it was once used to sell Pez, but it kind of does. Come as a surprise, that is.
Candy Or Medicine
Is it candy or medicine? Is hydrocodone considered both?
8.21.09
Sexlets Gum
Prank Idea For The Day: Buy Sexlets male enhancement gum. Offer unpackaged piece of gum to friend. Don't bend over for the next four hours.
8.10.09
Stranger Danger
And now, a public service announcement with a valuable lesson in keeping your beloved sweet ones safe from stranger dangers.
Candy
Candy: The Top 10 "Drugs" We Used As Kids (and still use as adults in many cases)
4.23.09
Urine and Blood Candy
Mmmm, urine-sample and blood-sample candy. What a perfect gift for the budding young serial killer/cannibal/fetishist in your life.
Vodka Gummi Bears
Making vodka Gummi Bears appears incredibly easy, but comes with great rewards.
3.6.09
Smoking Smarties
And here I thought nitrous oxide was the true gateway drug, but apparently it's Smarties.
2.5.09
Candy Manson
It says here that Candy Manson is a "...nymphomaniac who enjoys oiling up her boobs and getting banged in public" when they really could have just said "perfect woman" and been done with it. (NSFW)
11.29.08
Kit Kat
Prepare to be amazed at photos of the 142 different varieties and variations of Kit Kat candy bars available.
11.4.08
Giant Gummy Bear
The giant Gummy Bear on a stick is big enough to feed a family of six and is a marvel of modern engineering.
10.31.08
The Grossest Halloween Candy
Here is a round-up of the grossest Halloween candy you're likely to find this year. Or ever for that matter.
The Halloween Candy Code
I knew it! The Halloween Candy Code proves that the little bastards are getting organized. Cue standing in doorway and shaking of fists "old man" style.
