5.22.12
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| Punk Ass Kid vs. Badass, Unamused Janitor...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Didn't you see Jackie Chan in the Karate Kid you stupid fucking kid?
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5.21.12
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| The Kardashians vs. The Hulk...WHO YA GOT!?!?
As envisioned by a brilliant 10-year old.
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5.17.12
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| Unsuspecting Fisherman vs. Sheep...WHO YA GOT!?!?
THAT'S MY LAKE, PUNK!
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5.15.12
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| Big Girl vs. The Bodyboard Wave Pool... WHO YA GOT!?!?
It's funny because she's fat.
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| 200K Lamborghini vs. A Left Turn...WHO YA GOT!?!?
It's a good thing his doors open up, or he would be stuck in there forever.
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5.14.12
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| Drunk Chick vs. Window Ledge...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Now call her fat just to make her feel even worse...
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5.13.12
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| Wannabee Sexy Girl vs. A Fountain...WHO YA GOT!?!?
I like the part where she falls.
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5.10.12
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| Samurai Sword-Wielding Pedophile vs. His Computer... WHO YA GOT!?!?
I guess it should come as no surprise that a child pornographer wouldn't exhibit the best judgement when the police come a-knocking.
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5.4.12
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| Soccer Chick's Face vs. A Soccer Ball Point Blank...WHO YA GOT!?!?
I'm sure it won't be the last time she has balls all up in her face.
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4.27.12
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| Captain Awesome vs. A Speeding Truck...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Holy fuck! If you'll recall the last time we saw this retard he was getting shot with fireworks. Looks like he tried to step up his retardness to the Nth degree.
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4.13.12
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| Dudebros vs. A Giant Spider... WHO YA GOT!?!?
Now they've got 99 problems, but a giant spider ain't one.
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4.12.12
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| Oblivious Texter vs. A Bear...WHO YA GOT!?!?
In all fairness to the texter, who the fuck expects to walk up on a stray bear?
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4.9.12
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| Dumbass Woman vs. A Pig's Ass...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Hambone apparently knew exactly what the fuck he was doing.
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4.8.12
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| Steeplechase Runner vs. All Kinds Of Stuff...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Sports injuries are no laughing matter, unless it involves falling face first into a puddle of water.
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4.5.12
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| Retard Covered In Raw Meat vs. A Pack Of Wolves...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Eh, if the wolves don't kill him hopefully the rabies will.
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3.30.12
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| Hookers vs. Luchadores...WHO YA GOT!?!?
One is used to beating people up for a living and the other is used to getting beaten up for a living. Had the brawl not happened on a talk show it could have lasted indefinitely.
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3.29.12
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| Stupid Mom vs. The Bounce House...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Something very similar to this happened to me once. I got an intervention because of it.
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3.25.12
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| Wannabee Sexy Grandma vs. Gravity... WHO YA GOT!?!?
It's funny because she's old, fat and has no business trying to move like that.
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2.20.12
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| Teenager With A Baseball Bat vs. TV... WHO YA GOT!?!?
Who says there's nothing on TV? This one has the blood of a dumbass teenager on it.
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2.17.12
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| Sexy Oil Wrestler vs. Fat Oil Wrestler...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Fucking fat chicks always ruin all the fun.
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2.16.12
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| Texting Chick vs. Stairs...WHO YA GOT!?!?
I like the part where she falls.
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2.11.12
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| Old Man vs. The Car Wash...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Well, it's clean ain't it, ya young smartasses.
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2.7.12
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| The Latest On Woody Harrelson Gate
Bird-flipping at the Super Bowl! A celebrity treats a horrible interviewer with disdain! ARRRGHHH!!! FEIGN MORAL OUTRAGE! FEIGN MORAL OUTRAGE!
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2.6.12
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| Woody Harrelson vs. Reddit... WHO YA GOT!?!?
Everything you ever wanted to know about how not to do an AMA, but were too afraid of the Reddit Hive Mind to ask.
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1.31.12
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| Asshole Tourist vs. An Elephant... WHO YA GOT!?!?
You mess with an elephant you get the trunk.
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| Goofy Kid vs. His Self-Wedgie Machine...WHO YA GOT!?!?
A wedgie and bruised ribs? This kid has a serious shot at putting bullies out of business through automation.
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1.26.12
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| Spelling Bee Moderator vs. Fantastic Troll... WHO YA GOT!?!?
Or maybe we're giving this kid too much credit and he's just dumb.
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1.23.12
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| Overachieving Snake vs. Giant Frog...WHO YA GOT!?!?
I have the weirdest boner right now.
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1.20.12
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| British TV Announcers vs. "The Simpsons"... WHO YA GOT!?!?
Apparently announcers on UK's Channel 4 have been purposefully mispronouncing the name of the most popular animated series of all time for quite a while now.
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1.19.12
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| Not-So-Handyman vs. His Cabinets...WHO YA GOT!?!?
There's a reason labor costs for home repairs are so expensive, and that reason is that you are not as handy as you think you are.
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| Psycho Marine vs. Icy-Hot/Lube Switcheroo... WHO YA GOT!?!?
In Private Pyle's defense here, any man who would switch another man's jack-off lotion with icy-hot deserves whatever he gets.
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1.18.12
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| Muay Thai Guy vs. A Banana Tree... WHO YA GOT!?!?
This is what I felt like doing after reading The MPAA's response to the internet blackout in protest of SOPA.
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1.16.12
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| Fat Chick vs. Pinata Baseball... WHO YA GOT!?!?
Bad things are so much funnier when they happen to a fat person.
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1.13.12
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| Awkward Nerdy Kid vs. Knock Knock Joke... WHO YA GOT!?!?
Don't worry about it, kid. She may be cute, but her joke sucked ass. One of these days you'll find that girl who appreciates the guy with a sense of humor. She'll be damaged and broken, but she'll laugh at your jokes. Then cry all night.
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1.11.12
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| Bowler's Fat Fingers vs. His Bowling Ball... WHO YA GOT!?!?
The only way this could have been any more cartoon-like is if he had slid all the way down the lane and gotten a strike.
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1.10.12
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| Epic Drum Soloist vs. Animal-Like-Drumming Induced Nausea...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Why didn't everyone else in the band throw up?
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1.2.12
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| I Won't Lie, This Isn't Going To End Well For That Girl
She tried to do parkour and hit the ugly concrete wall on the way down.
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12.30.11
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| Porn vs. Reality... WHO YA GOT!?!?
Man, reality sucks.
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12.29.11
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| Featherweight vs. 10 Whiskey Shots...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Just getting ready for New Year's Eve. Rookie.
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12.28.11
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| BMXer vs. The Skate Park...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Even the skate park itself doesn't want BMXers there.
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12.26.11
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| Drunk L'il Wayne Fan vs. 911... WHO YA GOT!?!?
you can't blame a guy for trying.
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12.21.11
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| Everybody vs. An Icy Staircase...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Ice, ice, baby...
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| Super Dork vs. A New Moped...WHO YA GOT!?!?
You know how they say mopeds are like fat chicks... That they're OK to ride as long as no one sees you? Well I say if you're going to do either, at least ride 'em hard and wreck that shit.
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12.19.11
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| Sorority Chick's Face vs. A Volleyball...WHO YA GOT!?!?
I'm sure it was neither the first, nor the last, time she's had balls smacking her in the face.
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| Construction Crew vs. Crazy Concrete Buffer...WHO YA GOT!?!?
This incredible Yakety Sax moment does not give one hope for our inevitable battle with the machines.
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