10.5.11
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| A Hefty Collection Of Weight Watchers Fails
Don't worry, this is not a gallery of fat chicks who couldn't stick to their diets.
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9.26.11
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| FAT GUY ON A LITTLE SKATEBOARD!
Oh, you may think you know what's going to happen, but you don't. It's even better than you think.
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9.20.11
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| "The First Place Mullet" Meme Wins By A Mile
Simply put, fucking glorious.
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9.15.11
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| This Fat Little Bastard Has The Skillz To Pay The Billz
Fortunately for him he's too young to have any bills. Unless his dad is an unemployed bum. Then it's a good thing he's able to help out.
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9.13.11
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| Fat Color Guard Chick vs. A Hot Dog....WHO YA GOT!?!?
Hey man, fat band girls gotta eat, too, you know. Hell, they ESPECIALLY have to eat. It's going to take a lot out of her to do that half-time show.
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9.12.11
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| Introducing The "Baby Godfather" Meme
This is one meme you can't refuse.
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9.8.11
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| The Dumbest Fried Foods Ever Created
If by "dumb" you mean "undoubtedly delicious" then OK.
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8.30.11
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| Fat Lady's Face vs. Foul Ball...WHO YA GOT!?!?
In oh-so-glorious, belly-laugh-inducing slo-mo.
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| Fat Cat Art
I'd go to a museum and pontificate on the cultural merits of art such as this.
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8.26.11
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| That Pic Of Mila Kunis Below Is What You're Going To Take Home From The Bar Tonight...
But this is what you'll wake up next to.
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8.19.11
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| Fatass AA Pitcher vs. Homeplate...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Well, at least he scored a point. He may have ended his pitching career, but he did score a point.
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8.18.11
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| FAT KID STUCK IN A GIANT SKATE BOWL!
He must have thought they said giant cereal bowl.
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8.17.11
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| FAT GIRL WITH A SKINNY FRIEND!
Awww, she thinks they keep her around for something other than comedy relief.
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8.12.11
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| FAT GIRL WITH A LITTLE STRIPPER POLE!
Apparently she was smart enough to have it installed into the rafter.
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7.28.11
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| Fat Girl vs. Rope Swing...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Pregnant women really shouldn't be partaking in such dangerous activities. Or wearing that swimsuit.
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7.26.11
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| The Fifty Craziest Video Game Fatalities Ever
With video evidence, of course.
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7.20.11
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| With School Starting Back Up Pretty Soon, Just A Friendly Reminder For All You Sexy Soon-To-Be College Girls...
Beware the Freshman Fifteen.
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7.14.11
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| Fat Kid vs. Mosh Pit Ghost...WHO YA GOT!?!?
That's what happens when you play all that satanic music. Demons come to your shows and ruin that shit for everyone.
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7.7.11
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| The Glorious Fur Bikini-Wearing, Dragon-Riding, Blaster-Wielding Women Of Femme Fatales
There was a time before the internet when trading card sets turned boys into men and men into legends. This is a celebration of those days.
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7.3.11
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| The Ten Greatest, Fattest Americans In Video Games
What's more American than fatness and video games?
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6.27.11
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| FAT GUY IN AN EMPTY POOL!
Dieting won't help him get his teeth back after that faceplant, but it's still something he should consider for his general health.
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6.17.11
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| Father's Day Supercut: Cinema's Worst Fathers
I was just kidding yesterday when I said my dad beat me. My dad didn't beat me. He loved me. Maybe a little too much.
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6.16.11
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| A Hands-On Review Of Five Artery-Clogging Summer Fair Foods
I finally had a fried Snickers bar at a spring fair thingy not too long ago and dear lord sweet baby Jesus was it the greatest thing I ever put in my mouth. Other than your mom's areola that is.
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| Supercut: The Greatest TV Dads Through The Decades
Aw, I feel like I was actually raised by most of these dads considering my Dad beat me and told me to shut the fuck up and go watch tv all the time.
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6.15.11
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| Your Mama Is So Fat Her Arm Looks Like An Entire Naked Body
No, seriously.
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6.7.11
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| ALL ABOARD THE FAT TRAIN!
It's an American version of the Conga Line.
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| Cheers To Animated Dads: Premium Fatherly Brews
Your favorite animated fathers, re-imagined as beer cans. Because real dads drink beer.
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6.1.11
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| Meet The Greatest Dating Site Troll Ever
That refers to the type of troll who posts inflammatory messages with the intention of causing mayhem, not the type of female trolls usually found on dating sites who post an FGAS with the intention of finding a soul mate.
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5.16.11
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| Does This Look Like A Fat Naked Woman Who Would Get High ON PCP And Terrorize The Neighborhood?
It does? Ok, good.
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5.12.11
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| The Ten Greatest Mortal Kombat Fatalities
With video evidence, of course.
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5.9.11
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| Fat Lady vs. (Non) Tidal Waves...WHO YA GOT!?!?
[insert your very own beached whale joke here]
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5.5.11
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| Fat Kid vs. Little Scooter...WHO YA GOT!?!?
The biggest surprise is that he got any air at all.
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4.27.11
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| Super Drunken Uncle Pat vs. A Pile Of Beer Cans...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Now that's a goddamn party.
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4.20.11
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| Fat, Drunk Slob vs. A Rope Swing...WHO YA GOT!?!?
hee, hee, hee... I like the part where he falls.
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4.17.11
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| The Best Of "Mortal Kombat" Rejected Fatalities
Probably because the button combos were just too hard to master if anything.
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4.13.11
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| Nearly Two Hours Of Fighting Game Finishing Moves
Yes, you are going to watch the whole thing. Sure, you will. Maybe not all at once, but you will. Will, too.
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4.12.11
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| Fat Kickboxing Chick vs. Boxing Kangaroo... WHO YA GOT!?!?
Get down and stay down, woman. You are not a Looney Toons character.
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4.7.11
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| Fat Drunk Ho's vs. Mechanical Bull... WHO YA GOT!?!?
I think everyone lost this round. Including the bull.
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3.28.11
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| FAT GUYS ON LITTLE BIKES!
hee, hee, hee
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3.23.11
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| Message With A Bottle
I'm no Dr. Spock, but it would appear that these daily post-its a stay-at-home Dad creates should be collected into a required reading manual for fatherhood.
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3.9.11
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| Crazy Trustful Guy vs. Untrustworthy Bear...WHO YA GOT!?!?
This bear is not amused by the above video.
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| Fat Dude vs. Dog Cage...WHO YA GOT!?!?
See, not all black men can jump. Breaking down stereotypes, that's what we're all about.
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3.8.11
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| Sweet Ass Fat Tuesday
I didn't even realize today was Mardi Gras until this morning, and now I want some crawfish and king cake so bad I'd cut off my right pinky toe for one and the left pinky toe for the other.
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| The Legend Of Fat Cat
A photographic chronicle of the many lives of an obese cat across time and space.
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3.2.11
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| Fat Dude's Belly vs. Air Soft Pellets... WHO YA GOT!?!?
All captured in glorious, fat-rippling slow motion.
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