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5.20.13
	Late Afternoon Nakedness: Charlotte Springer Does it matter that she wears an E-cup if she never actually wears a bra? Yes, yes it does.

	Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique for X-Men Days of Future Past (In other words: Jennifer Lawrence wearing nothing but body paint.)

	Here's The Worst Scooter Operator in Human History And it's not even close.

	Want to See What a Drop of Snake Venom Does to Your Blood? NOPE. You do not.

	Olivia Munn is Sizzling in Esquire Bikinis and booty shorts.

	The 5 Most Ridiculous Outfits Ever Worn Into Battle Not counting all the modern medics wearing Crocs, of course.

	Lightning Blows Bark Completely Off Tree Strip-trees.

	The Batstache Now if only he could find someone with a catwoman logo down there.

	Afternoon Nakedness: Kelly Andrews Even she can't keep her eyes off that rack.

	The Lonely Island - Diaper Money They grow up so fast. sniff

	Incredible Trampoline Trick Shot If this guy asks you to play HORSE at his house, just decline.

	Japanese Pommel Horse Sketch Guaranteed to be the most entertaining pommel horse routine you�ll ever watch. Because Japan.

	Future Lower Back Problems Your weekly dose of Monday-mitigating busty babes.

	The 25 Funniest 'Forever Alone' Photos Don't worry, one day you'll look back on this and laugh. All by yourself.

	Theres Alexandersson Is a Sexy Swedish Model She's as hot as her name is confusing.

	Daft Punk Googly Eyes GAHHHHHHH make him stop.

	Morning Nakedness: Shay & Lela They seem to be enjoying each other's company.

	16-Year-Old Lands Historic 1080 Mitchie Brusco makes history by landing the first 1080 in X Games MegaRamp history.

	Spank Bank Inna Popenko

	Daily Tee Zelda is the Girl

5.19.13
	5 People Who Took Revenge to a Whole New Level Hell hath no fury like a dentist scorned.

	Sunday Nakedness II: Nicole Neal She takes her top off and pulls her hair out of the way. Is there no end to her generosity?

	Canadian Singer Completely Botches Star-Spangled Banner Considering she didn't bother to learn the words, I'd say it went pretty well.

	SNL: Xanax For Gay Summer Weddings The only anti-anxiety medication that relieves the stress of attending spectacular gay summer weddings.

	Laura Ramsey is a Sexy Actress You Should Know Get ahead of the curve and familiarize yourself now, because she's going to breakout later this year in Matthew Weiner's You Are Here.

	"Call The Police For Me" Here's how you calmly and politely handle the fact you've just been hit by a truck.

	A Photographic Tribute to Emma Watson Hermione is all grown up.

	SNL: Stefon�s Emotional Farewell Bill Hader ends his run on Saturday Night Live by giving Stefon an appropriately over-the-top sendoff.

	Sunday Nakedness: Michelle Jenn She has an interesting hiking technique. I'd love to learn more.

	The Best 'Game of Thrones' Slaps The top ten slaps to the face from Game of Thrones, with video/GIF evidence.

	Spank Bank Melanie Elyza

5.18.13
	Patton Oswalt's 'Star Wars' Filibuter Gets an Animation And it is glorious.

	Anchorman 2 (Official Trailer) The very first official trailer for the Anchorman sequel has arrived.

	20 HIlariously Horrifying Childhood Hairstyles You had (at least) one of these, whether you admit it or not.

	Saturday Nakedness II: Michelle Maylene What a conveniently-placed mirror.

	The 5 Most Baffling Celebrity Cameos in Pro Wrestling Jay Leno beating Hulk Hogan: The finishing move for every unfortunate person charged with "proving" pro wrestling is fake.

	Jessica Cribbon Hates Pants That is an awesome personality trait.

	Bacon Restaurant Must Close Due to "Aroma Issue" Some people don't deserve to be on this planet: "Bacon Bacon must shut its doors after neighbors' complaints about the smell of bacon ..."

	Saturday Nakedness: Nina James She's really into that floaty.

	The 25 Funniest Pro Wrestling Glamour Shots Flip-flops! Spray tans! Bikini briefs! Mullets! Canola oil! (And that's just one photo.)

	Spank Bank Rali Ivanova

5.17.13
	Midnight Madness HONK

	Late Night Nakedness: Katie Showering with my ass up against a palm tree... I'll have to try that.

	The Most Painful French Kiss Ever A French student holding a sign that reads �Free Kisses� gets more than he bargained for.

	Late Afternoon Nakedness: Chelsie Farah Her latest Playboy spread just hit the web.

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